so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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