I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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