I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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