next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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