can we get nightvision for the apartment?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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