you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
vagina is talking i cant
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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