So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Buhtt sex?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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