It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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