My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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