weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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