): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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