She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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