margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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