People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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