nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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