Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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