So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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