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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober

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(256): View more from Alabama

I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up

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(480): View more from Arizona

we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had

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(806): View more from Texas

Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.

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(805): View more from California

How much is that going to cost?

(1-805): View more from California

A lot of beer.

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(631): View more from New York

Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.

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(863): View more from Florida

He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"

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(253): View more from Washington

It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.

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