i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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