Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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