I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
