Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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