I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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