i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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