guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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