Non-Jews are for practice
its not stalking. its research.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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