omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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