her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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