dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I love having hate sex.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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