is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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