He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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