what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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