We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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