# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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