Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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