My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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