I am in a vortex of obligation.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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