He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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