they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
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