I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Randomize
