that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
the day after is always just damage control
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize