But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
You smell like stripper and shame
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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