Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize