ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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