Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize