you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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