It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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