Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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