plz talk dirty to me
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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