I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
sarcasm needs its own font
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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