I CAN MOONWALK!
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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