Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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