i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She announced her abortion via fbk
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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